Ask Chairman Meow: Honorable Leader Chairman Meow, Should I sell my gold for cash? – Melissa, Philadelphia PA Chairman Meow Sez: Ah, yes. This iz age old question; especially relevant in these times of economic uncertainty and irresponsible government debt. Although Chairman Meow can see into future, he does not like to share such wisdom, [...]
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Chairman Meow haz, in a metaphorical way, found what he was searching for. Now, a new journey begins…
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Dear Chairman Meow, What is an atomic bomb? Learning to Recognize an Atomic Bomb – There iz much wisdom that Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow haz to share with the masses. Today, because March iz Workplace Eye Wellness Month, I share knowledge of nuclear weapons with you. Now, how do you know if iz nuclear? (Pleaze [...]
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AP: Chairman Meow has officially condemned John Travolta’s home, calling it, “not cat-friendly” and “dumb.” “Record of this home’s existence, including photos and it’s appearance on Google Maps will be erased when the kitteh takes over.” Said the Honorable Leader. “We wish no harm to Mr. Travolta, but his choices are suspect, and his taste [...]
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Indian Harbor Beach, Florida Chairman Meow would like to personally thank Dr. Keith for hiz recent contribution to the Feline Revolution. This strategically positioned Chairman Meow sticker will surely help to win over the hearts and minds of the people of Florida; especially in such an idyllic setting as Indian Harbor Beach. Chairman Meow understands [...]
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The powers that be in Washington haz left Chairman Meow off of the ballot again in recent election, although there are many reports of Chairman Meow receiving write-in votes. Iz OK though. Chairman Meow not good with paperwork, and schedule of politician not conducive to Chairman Meow’s nap schedule. Also, there is debate over legitimacy [...]
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In a shocking statement released today, Chairman Meow labeled baby bunnies as, “suspicious and potentially dangerous,” and also accused them of being part of, “the liberal elite.” It is not known whether the timing of this statement has anything to do with the mid-term elections, or if “pandering to baby bunnies” could be a potential [...]
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“If one had to choose between the loss of all fishies and the loss of all meaty treats, which should be chosen?” – Submitted by Miranda from Ask Chairman Meow Chairman Meow Says: Thank you for question, Miranda. Iz very profound question that feline has struggled with since dawn of time. Chairman Meow will attempt [...]
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Question: “Wise Chairman Meow… how can one live a more meaningful life?” Michael B. Thank you for question, Michael. Search for meaning in life is central to all human existence. Iz also the difference between the kitteh and the human, as the kitteh does not need to search. So, what iz secret of the kitteh’s [...]
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