Photo of Top Secret Kitteh Technology Leaked – This shocking leaked photo, first reported by the Wall Street Journal, appears to show more proof of advanced kitteh military technology. This latest photo fueled existing online conspiracy theories of kitteh world domination, possibly under the leadership of Benevolent Leader Meow. Some believe the recent feline focus [...]
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Larry the Downing Street Cat – Cats around the world are mostly ambivalent about the Royal Wedding today, but Larry the Downing Street Cat is donning a patriotic bow tie to show his support for the event. Larry the cat lives at 10 Downing Street; the address of the British Prime Minister. Larry is a [...]
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AP: The Feline Revolution has made it’s voice heard in Cairo, Egypt amongst the thousands of protesters, as many witnesses describe people rallying behind the anti-Mubarak leadership of the kitteh. The kitteh has stood up for freedom and democracy throughout all of human history, and the kitteh haz been influential in egypt since before the time [...]
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Chairman Meow, believing that his ideas, “has been stolenz by Mark Zuckerberg,” has retained the services of an elite legal team. As you can see below, the kitteh had the original idea for “teh facebook.” (demonstrated by feline associates) Chairman Meow’s “Face Book” idea iz leaked on interweb, and stolen by nerdy student at Harvard: [...]
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I WHIP MAH HAIR BAK AN FORF! I WHIP MAH HAIR BAK AN FORF! I WHIP MAH HAIR BAK AN FORF! HOP BOUT TEH BED TURN MAH SWAG ON PAI NO ATTENSHUN 2 THEM HATERS CUZ WE WHIP EM OFF TEH KITTEH DOIN NOTHIN WRONG SO DOAN TELL ME NOTHIN, IM JUS TRYNA HAS FUN [...]
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FOX News 12/16/10: Weiner and Cummings Expect Senate Tax Bill to Pass House read more Chairman Meow Says: first of all, I believe that children should not read a dirty headline such as this. In China a headline like this would surely be censored. Chairman Meow try to google more about Weiner and Cummings, and [...]
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Chairman Meow Says: Apparently there haz been some confusion as 2 what iz a kitteh, and what iz not a kitteh. (Perhaps iz due in part to recent Fox News segment entitled, “Possums: Are They Just Liberal Cats?”) In any event Please allow Great Teacher Chairman Meow to clear up confusion. First, if perceived “kitteh” [...]
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Coyotes Hunt Cats and Dogs – Residents of Cortez Florida say that coyotes have eaten as many as 60 puppies and cats in their small fishing village. Although coyotes are known to eat almost anything,they often look for small animals under about 10 pounds including rodents, cats and small dogs. Residents have reported hearing yipping [...]
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Tigers Will be Extinct in the Next 12 Years – Please give this prediction some thought. Due to humans we are currently experiencing an extinction rate over 100 times the natural rate. Our children and grandchildren will literally be inheriting a world without iconic animals like tigers, rhinos, whales, and polar bears. Chairman Meow Says: [...]
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