In order to make so many presents to keep American children happy, Apple used labor of 500,000 tireless little workers. Plus, all Apple had to pay them was about a dollar an hour, which is just enough to pay for candy canes and hot chocolate! Well done Apple CEO, Tim Cook… or should I say, [...]
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Chairman Meow Sez: You know, most of teh time when a person dies, Chairman Meow iz saddened. Chairman Meow think, “what if they haz a kitteh at home waiting for them?” Or, “who iz going to water their house plants?” Other timez, Chairman Meow think maybe it waz just their time. The latter iz the [...]
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Chairman Meow’s Presence at Occupy Boston: The ideas of Chairman Meow have been central to shaping the global Occupy movement, as is evident in this photo taken by a kitteh sympathizer of Occupy Boston. Although the Occupy Movement has been criticized for lack of specific direction, Chairman Meow’s goals for the movement are simple. He [...]
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Cat w/ Loudest Purr In the World? Smokey the cat may be the loudest purring cat in the world. Smokey purrs at up to 92 decibels, while most cats peak around 20 decibels. That’s louder than a large truck idling across the street, difficult to hear the tv over, and probably the reason that Smokey [...]
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Curse of the Black Cat? – Obviously not a friend of the kitteh, Kim Kardashian is seen in a 2010 photo shoot mishandling a black kitteh. As everyone knows, disrespecting a black cat results in years of bad luck. Also, according to Pagan legend, doing so can curse the offender with, “a huge ass.” (Before [...]
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After five years, Willow’s owners had long since given up on finding the lost cat. Still living in Colorado, they were understandably shocked this week to get a call from an animal shelter in NYC confirming that Willow had been found. How could a cat from Colorado turn up on 20th Street in NYC? (A [...]
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Chairman Meow approves of this photo… That is all.
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Taylor Swift may be the latest celebrity pawn of the Kitteh Revolution. Photographers captured Swift engrossed in this Kitteh propaganda book, recently approved by the Kitteh Ministry of information called, Cuddly Kittens. Cuddly Kittens is one of only nine books listed in the library of Congress that Chairman Meow has given his approval to. Great [...]
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Photo of Top Secret Kitteh Technology Leaked – This shocking leaked photo, first reported by the Wall Street Journal, appears to show more proof of advanced kitteh military technology. This latest photo fueled existing online conspiracy theories of kitteh world domination, possibly under the leadership of Benevolent Leader Meow. Some believe the recent feline focus [...]
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