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How to Recognize an Atomic Bomb

March 1, 2011

Dear Chairman Meow, What is an atomic bomb? Learning to Recognize an Atomic Bomb – There iz much wisdom that Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow haz to share with the masses. Today, because March iz Workplace Eye Wellness Month, I share knowledge of nuclear weapons with you. Now, how do you know if iz nuclear? (Pleaze [...]

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New Chairman Meow Stickers

February 21, 2011

Chairman Meow Stickers: Chairman Meow haz replentished hiz supply of glorious propaganda stickerz. You can haz new chairman meow stickers here!

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Chairman Meow on iPhone

February 16, 2011

Chairman Meow iz watching ur frivolous textings… Available in 3g and iphone 4 slider in Chairman Meow’s store (for capitalist pigs) *50% off coupon code for 2/16/11 not working! SKD1212

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Egyptian Cats Voice Anti-Mubarak Sentiment

February 4, 2011

AP: The Feline Revolution has made it’s voice heard in Cairo, Egypt amongst the thousands of protesters, as many witnesses describe people rallying behind the anti-Mubarak leadership of the kitteh. The kitteh has stood up for freedom and democracy throughout all of human history, and the kitteh haz been influential in egypt since before the time [...]

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Free Catnip for the Masses

January 29, 2011

Free Catnip for the Masses – In a display of benevolence, Honorable Leader Chairman Meow will send free catnip to the first 2 of his followers to respond to this post with the message, “Long live Chairman Meow!” or similar statement of kitteh patriotism. Chairman Meow hopes that such a gesture will appease the masses, [...]

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Chairman Meow Condemns John Travolta’s House

January 22, 2011

AP: Chairman Meow has officially condemned John Travolta’s home, calling it, “not cat-friendly” and “dumb.” “Record of this home’s existence, including photos and it’s appearance on Google Maps will be erased when the kitteh takes over.” Said the Honorable Leader. “We wish no harm to Mr. Travolta, but his choices are suspect, and his taste [...]

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Chairman Meow Lawyers Up

January 20, 2011

Chairman Meow, believing that his ideas, “has been stolenz by Mark Zuckerberg,” has retained the services of an elite legal team. As you can see below, the kitteh had the original idea for “teh facebook.” (demonstrated by feline associates) Chairman Meow’s “Face Book” idea iz leaked on interweb, and stolen by nerdy student at Harvard: [...]

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Caption This Holiday Card

January 4, 2011

Chairman Meow ask you to caption this holiday card. Winner receive copy of the Awkward Family Photos Book, with hundreds of wonderful family photos such as those below: Contest ends end of day Wednesday, January 5th

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