Taylor Swift – a Victim of Kitteh Propaganda?

August 9, 2011

Taylor Swift may be the latest celebrity pawn of the Kitteh Revolution. Photographers captured Swift engrossed in this Kitteh propaganda book, recently approved by the Kitteh Ministry of information called, Cuddly Kittens. Cuddly Kittens is one of only nine books listed in the library of Congress that Chairman Meow has given his approval to. Great [...]

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Kitteh Military Technology Leaked

May 27, 2011

Photo of Top Secret Kitteh Technology Leaked – This shocking leaked photo, first reported by the Wall Street Journal, appears to show more proof of advanced kitteh military technology. This latest photo fueled existing online conspiracy theories of kitteh world domination, possibly under the leadership of Benevolent Leader Meow. Some believe the recent feline focus [...]

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Chairman Meow, Should I Sell My Gold?

May 12, 2011

Ask Chairman Meow: Honorable Leader Chairman Meow, Should I sell my gold for cash? – Melissa, Philadelphia PA Chairman Meow Sez: Ah, yes. This iz age old question; especially relevant in these times of economic uncertainty and irresponsible government debt. Although Chairman Meow can see into future, he does not like to share such wisdom, [...]

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Larry the Downing Street Cat

April 29, 2011

Larry the Downing Street Cat – Cats around the world are mostly ambivalent about the Royal Wedding today, but Larry the Downing Street Cat is donning a patriotic bow tie to show his support for the event. Larry the cat lives at 10 Downing Street; the address of the British Prime Minister. Larry is a [...]

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Nostradamus Cat Owner

March 16, 2011

Nostradamus – Cat Owner Although there have been many famous cat owners, one who stands out is the apothecary and seer, Nostradamus. Recent conspiracy theories on the internet speak of a cat world-domination. Could it be that over 400 years ago Nostradamus already was envisioning such a world? When asked what his process was for [...]

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A Journey of a Thousand Miles

March 8, 2011

Chairman Meow haz, in a metaphorical way, found what he was searching for. Now, a new journey begins…

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How to Recognize an Atomic Bomb

March 1, 2011

Dear Chairman Meow, What is an atomic bomb? Learning to Recognize an Atomic Bomb – There iz much wisdom that Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow haz to share with the masses. Today, because March iz Workplace Eye Wellness Month, I share knowledge of nuclear weapons with you. Now, how do you know if iz nuclear? (Pleaze [...]

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New Chairman Meow Stickers

February 21, 2011

Chairman Meow Stickers: Chairman Meow haz replentished hiz supply of glorious propaganda stickerz. You can haz new chairman meow stickers here!

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Chairman Meow on iPhone

February 16, 2011

Chairman Meow iz watching ur frivolous textings… Available in 3g and iphone 4 slider in Chairman Meow’s store (for capitalist pigs) *50% off  coupon code for 2/16/11 not working! SKD1212

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