WINNERS:
Ashley: And Fluffy saw to it that that was the last picture of Kevin ever taken…
Heidi – Um, has anyone else noticed my owner’s photo on the sexual predator site? Please save me from his teeth.
Kim - Biding his time, Comrade Meow knew that soon she would be able to overthrow her human and throughly punish him for this photographic humiliation.
All three humans will get Chairman Meow propaganda and bag of catnip! Chairman Meow is so grateful for so many humorous responses to picture.
Here iz photo of last winner, shortly after bag of catnip prize was mailed to him. Look… other humans in funny costumes congratulate him!

Caption this photo and win priceless cat things.
Winner gets 3 Chairman Meow Stickers, a large Chairman Meow magnet, and a bag of Cosmic Kitty Herbs. (see below) Just post your caption as a comment to his post.
* If police raid your house after bag of kitty herbs arrives in mail, Chairman Meow apologize in advance.
Contest ends approx. 9pm tomorrow Thursday August 18th.
Question: “Wise Chairman Meow… how can one live a more meaningful life?” Michael B.
Thank you for question, Michael. Search for meaning in life is central to all human existence. Iz also the difference between the kitteh and the human, as the kitteh does not need to search.

So, what iz secret of the kitteh’s meaningful existence? Secret is living in present moment – Living in the present moment is a gift given to all animals that has been lost & must be sought by humans. Consider that living in future is anxiety, & living in past is regret, but if you can truly exist in the present, you will find balance and meaning in your life; what some might call, “finding God.”
The kitteh have no ego, and do not invest itself in objects. Watch the kitteh. It’s mind iz not in racing, thinking about future or past. When the kitty eats, it iz simply eating. Also, unlike human, the kitteh does not keep wanting more all the time. It does not think about next year’s promotion, or logo on fancy car. (although Chairman Meow does like occasional rap video. not because of lyrics or girls; just fascinating on different level)
If you are not present, you can not find balance. As Mr Miyagi say to Daniel-San, “You remember lesson about balance?… Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life. Whole life have a balance. Everything be better. Understand?”
Short answer: Find a kitteh. Take deep breaths, and pet the kitteh. Relax, and repeat. Find present moment.