Apple inspectors visiting a factory
First of all, Chairman Meow would like to congratulate Apple on their latest earnings this quarter. Your company is now even bigger than other much respected American company, Exxon!
However, after listening to earnings conference, Chairman Meow realize what Apple’s secret is: Apple uses elves to make their toys at North Pole!
no bells on your hats!?
In order to make so many presents to keep American children happy, Apple used labor of 500,000 tireless little workers. Plus, all Apple had to pay them was about a dollar an hour, which is just enough to pay for candy canes and hot chocolate!
Well done Apple CEO, Tim Cook… or should I say, Santa Claus!
No wonder you make $378 million last year; about the same annual compensation as 100,000 of your little elves!
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