Kim Kardashian Mishandles Kitteh

by Chairman Meow on October 31, 2011

in cat news

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u knowz this iz bad lucks, right?

kim kardashian being lifted

I'll show YOU how to hold a cat!

Curse of the Black Cat? – Obviously not a friend of the kitteh, Kim Kardashian is seen in a 2010 photo shoot mishandling a black kitteh. As everyone knows, disrespecting a black cat results in years of bad luck.

Also, according to Pagan legend, doing so can curse the offender with, “a huge ass.” (Before miss Kardashian, it was believed that statement referred to being cursed with a “large donkey”)

In any event, today’s news of Miss Kardashian’s divorce from Kris Humphries (released on Halloween Day!) seems to confirm the curse of the black kitteh

 

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Charley November 27, 2011 at 9:16 am

Judging by the smaller picture it looks like as if she has been granted the huge arse!
Cats rule!

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