This shocking video has been sent to Chairman Meow recently in response to his warning last week to “remain vigilant around green apples.”
After receiving this unspecified threat from a trusted source embedded in a dangerous-sounding country, Chairman Meow is proud to report that kitteh owners have heeded his warning, and as of today, ZERO kittehs have been injured by green apples. This represents almost a 50% decline over the expected injury rate for this time of year, so much credit must be given to our Honorable Leader.
Please stay tuned for more non-specific terror threats.
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That kitty video is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Love this website. So clever and so funny! Thanks for the much-needed laughs.