Proof of Cat Evolution?

by Chairman Meow on October 28, 2010

in cat news

cat sittingAP: Are Cats Evolving? – In a shocking press release today, Chairman Meow has provided scientific evidence that cats are evolving at a stunning pace.

The stunning photo (provided by Paula R.) clearly shows “Ophelia,” sitting upright like a human. Believing that she was not being observed, the kitteh then reportedly picked up a nearby phone and made several phone calls before turning out the light and taking a nap.

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More Shocking Evidence of Cat Evolution

Scientists are astounded at this documentation, as it provides more hard evidence for the “Theory of Kitteh Evolution” that has been gaining momentum and respect in the scientific community.

This recent documentation is just the latest in a series of photos and eye witness accounts from across the world that seem to support the Theory of Kitteh Evolution.

One scientist went so far as to commission an artistic rendering of where he believes this feline evolution will lead in the coming decades (see below)

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Felines in the Year 2050?

Some people, including Delaware Tea Party Candidate Christine O’Donnell, have quickly dismissed the theory of Kitteh Evolution. However, many followers of Chairman Meow are closely watching the scientific debate around the theory.

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believers promote theory of cat evolution

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

JohnO October 28, 2010 at 9:56 pm

My dictator of a chihuahua is siding with Christine O’Donnell.

innerninja November 7, 2010 at 11:00 pm

therefore your dictator chihuahua is a dic(k).

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