by Chairman Meow on January 27, 2012
in cat news
Apple inspectors visiting a factory
First of all, Chairman Meow would like to congratulate Apple on their latest earnings this quarter. Your company is now even bigger than other much respected American company, Exxon!
However, after listening to earnings conference, Chairman Meow realize what Apple’s secret is: Apple uses elves to make their toys at North Pole!
no bells on your hats!?
In order to make so many presents to keep American children happy, Apple used labor of 500,000 tireless little workers. Plus, all Apple had to pay them was about a dollar an hour, which is just enough to pay for candy canes and hot chocolate!
Well done Apple CEO, Tim Cook… or should I say, Santa Claus!
No wonder you make $378 million last year; about the same annual compensation as 100,000 of your little elves!
by Chairman Meow on January 4, 2012
in cat news
Chairman Meow
Chairman Meow Sez: You know, most of teh time when a person dies, Chairman Meow iz saddened. Chairman Meow think, “what if they haz a kitteh at home waiting for them?” Or, “who iz going to water their house plants?”
Other timez, Chairman Meow think maybe it waz just their time.
The latter iz the case in this story. Iz story of bad Chinese man who made billion dollars from chopping down trees, then ate poisoned cat soup and died. Read story
January coupon:
Chairman Meow Occupy Boston - Thanks for the photo, Ali
Chairman Meow’s Presence at Occupy Boston: The ideas of Chairman Meow have been central to shaping the global Occupy movement, as is evident in this photo taken by a kitteh sympathizer of Occupy Boston.
Although the Occupy Movement has been criticized for lack of specific direction, Chairman Meow’s goals for the movement are simple. He envisions a world where 99% of Americans have access to good health care, rewarding jobs, and warm kittehs. (The remaining 1% would be former CEO’s working long hours as indentured servants in Chairman Meow’s catnip fields) Viva la Kitteh!
Chairman Meow Sez, “In a world of increasing inequality, teh legitimacy of institutions that give precedence to the property rights of “the Haves” over the human rights of “the Have Nots” iz inevitably called into serious question.” David Korten – Chairman Meow
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