Photo Caption Winners

by Chairman Meow on August 20, 2010

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WINNERS:

wallter catAshley: And Fluffy saw to it that that was the last picture of Kevin ever taken…

Heidi – Um, has anyone else noticed my owner’s photo on the sexual predator site? Please save me from his teeth.

Kim - Biding his time, Comrade Meow knew that soon she would be able to overthrow her human and throughly punish him for this photographic humiliation.

All three humans will get Chairman Meow propaganda and bag of catnip! Chairman Meow is so grateful for so many humorous responses to picture.

Here iz photo of last winner, shortly after bag of catnip prize was mailed to him. Look… other humans in funny costumes congratulate him!

catnip drug bust

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Caption This Photo – Win Stuff

by Chairman Meow on August 18, 2010

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awesome cat guyCaption this photo and win priceless cat things.

cosmic kitty herbsWinner gets 3 Chairman Meow Stickers, a large Chairman Meow magnet, and a bag of Cosmic Kitty Herbs. (see below) Just post your caption as a comment to his post.

* If police raid your house after bag of kitty herbs arrives in mail, Chairman Meow apologize in advance.

Contest ends approx. 9pm tomorrow Thursday August 18th.

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Chairman Meow Speaks

by Chairman Meow on August 16, 2010

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Question: “Wise Chairman Meow… how can one live a more meaningful life?” Michael B.

Thank you for question, Michael. Search for meaning in life is central to all human existence. Iz also the difference between the kitteh and the human, as the kitteh does not need to search.


So, what iz secret of the kitteh’s meaningful existence? Secret is living in present moment – Living in the present moment is a gift given to all animals that has been lost & must be sought by humans. Consider that living in future is anxiety, & living in past is regret, but if you can truly exist in the present, you will find balance and meaning in your life; what some might call, “finding God.”

The kitteh have no ego, and do not invest itself in objects. Watch the kitteh. It’s mind iz not in racing, thinking about future or past. When the kitty eats, it iz simply eating. Also, unlike human, the kitteh does not keep wanting more all the time. It does not think about next year’s promotion, or logo on fancy car. (although Chairman Meow does like occasional rap video. not because of lyrics or girls; just fascinating on different level)

mr miyagiIf you are not present, you can not find balance.  As Mr Miyagi say to Daniel-San, “You remember lesson about balance?… Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life. Whole life have a balance. Everything be better. Understand?”

Short answer: Find a kitteh. Take deep breaths, and pet the kitteh. Relax, and repeat. Find present moment.

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Chairman Meow Say “Live Simply”

August 9, 2010

Good article on this in NY Times today about simplifying your life. The article reinforces the old quote that, “the more you possess, the more it possesses you.” (Although you certainly can find your own definition of “simple” without living in a 400 sq foot apartment.) read article Chairman Meow Says: This very good article, [...]

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Cat Catios Gain Populatiry

July 23, 2010

Catio: An enclosed space or patio for cats. The New York Times recently published a story about the recent popularity of catios in NYC. Not only do these spaces make cats happy, but in the city they help keep pests like pigeons away. Some businesses have actually been built on the popularity of catios, including [...]

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Chairman Meow Challenges Kim Jong Il to Golf Match

July 15, 2010

Glorious Leader Chairman Meow is always looking for phenomenal athletes, fighters, and brilliant minds to test his superior skills against. According to reports from the official North Korean goverment media, Kim Jong Il is the greatest golfer to ever play in the history of the sport. Official reports out of North Korea’s capital, Pyong Yang, [...]

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Real Cat Burglar in UK

July 13, 2010

A couple in Southampton have reported their cat to local police after realizing that he was stealing dozens of pairs of underwear from neighbors’ yards. The couple had recently adopted the cat, named “Oscar,” from a local shelter over Christmas, but as he became more comfortable in their home, he started bringing stolen underwear into [...]

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Pope Benedict XVI is a Cat Man

July 8, 2010

According to sources,Pope Benedict XVI has had a life long history of obeying the kitty. People familiar with him speak of his kindness towards the stay cats of Rome, where he reportedly brought many of them into his garden (which also featured a large cat statue) and took care of them. He is also the [...]

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Militant Chicken Colony in Philadelphia

July 5, 2010

A colony of nearly 40 feral chickens reportedly lives in a self-sustaining existence in South Philadelphia. Safe from natural predators in the urban landscape, these chickens have evaded authority for years and have thrived in all types of weather. Full Story of Chickens Chairman Meow Says: Of special interest to Chairman Meow is report from [...]

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Oscar the Bionic Cat and Plans for Kitty World Rule

June 28, 2010

6/28/10 – Oscar the cat recently lost part of his back legs when a combine harvester ran over him while he was sleeping in a field near his home in the U.K. Although the injuries were serious, they made him an excellent candidate for a new, cutting-edge procedure that would replace his part of his [...]

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