Grumpy Cat – Due to his persistent negativity & lack of progress, Grumpy Cat has reportedly been removed from his role in Korean border negotiations. (Sources say he main return to his former position as an analyst with FOX News…)
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Cats on Album Covers – These album covers (from the kitten covers), featuring glorious kitties, are approved by Chairman Meow. Rumor is that if you play the cat White Album backwards, you receive a special message directly from Great Leader Meow himself.
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Shawshank Kitty Gets Caught – A kitty was held by police on New Year’s Eve after being nabbed in a Brazilian prison escape.
The cat had a load of contraband taped to its body including two drills, two saws, a cell phone with batteries & a charger.
The suspicious cat was seen entering the prison gate by Luiz de Oliveira Souza who is a judge at the prison. Guards say that they have frequently seen the kitty tiptoeing in and out the prison, but never suspected it was the mastermind of a prison escape plot. A spokesman for the prison commented that, “It will be hard to discover who is responsible since the cat does not speak,” and added that all 263 inmates remain suspects. Read story from ABC News
Years later after his release, the cat made his way to an empty hay field near Buxton, Maine and there, in the shade of an old oak, he found a rock with no earthly business being there. Under it he found a rusted old Fancy Feast can containing a bus ticket, a small bag of catnip, and directions to a remote beach in Mexico…
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